《死侍》是2015年由提姆·米勒执导的科幻动作电影，由瑞安·雷诺兹、莫瑞娜·巴卡琳、艾德·斯克林、吉娜·卡拉诺等主演。该片已于2016年2月12日在北美上映。
《死侍》台词
1、All after we regret is not what we have done, but what else we did not do.在一切结束之后，我们遗憾的不是我们做过了什么，而是我们还有什么没去做2、When your life turns into shit, it's usually because of the stupid decisions you made.当你的生活变成一堆屎的时候，通常都是因为你当时做的傻逼决定。3、When you are in trouble, there are only two choices: cry or laugh. Laughter is a natural anesthetic; crying is a pain in the heart.当你遇到困难的时候，只有两个选择:要么哭，要么笑。笑声，可是天然的麻醉剂;哭泣，则痛彻心扉。
4、The more you care, the easier you get hurt.在乎越多越容易受伤。
5、You just promise you'll do right by me, so I can do right by someone else.
请保证你会对我好点，这样我就能善待他人。6、One thing that never survives this place, is a sense of humor.
从来没人能带着幽默感离开这个地方。7、Life is like an endless disaster film. Happiness is as short as the commercial in it. However, it is the last time for advertising.生活就好比是一部无尽的灾难片，幸福就好像其中插播的商业广告一样短暂，然而现在已经到了最后的广告插播时间。
8、Aw Motherfucker. You are hard to look at.
干他娘的，你看着真他妈让人难受。9、When life is extremely bad, you can think about a big, bad decision that took you all the way to the bottom.当生活极其不如意时，你可以回想某个重大的、糟糕的决定，那个一路把你带到谷底的决定。
10、WAIT！You may be wondering why the red suit, that's so the bad guys can't see me bleed. This guy gets the right idea, he wears the brown pants.
等一下！你们也许不知道为啥哥穿一身红色杀马特，这样坏人就看不出我流血了。这边这位小哥理解对了，他穿了屎黄色裤子11、I don't have many reliable memories before I put on this mask. Everything I have is taken away from me I can't make many friends No more. I don't want to lose anything anymore.在戴上这个面具之前我没有多少可靠的记忆，我的一切都被夺走了……我交不到多少朋友……再也不了，我再也不想失去任何东西了。
12、Is it sexism if I beat a woman? Or not? I was confused我打女的算性别歧视吗？还是不打才算？我被搞糊涂了
13、You're right. Cancer is only in my liver, lung, prostate and brain, all things I can live without.
你说得对。癌细胞不过扩散在我的肝肺前列腺和大脑，没这些杂碎我也能活。14、Yes, life is beautiful.是啊，人生真美丽。
15、How about a happy slap?欢快的击个掌怎么样？
16、We'll see about that, pop spice.
结论别下的那么早，性感小辣椒。
17、Every time I see her, it's like the first time每一次我看到她，都像是第一次
18、You're a fighter. We can give you abilities most men only dream of, make you a superhero.
你是个战士。我们可以给你大多人梦寐以求的能力，让你成为超级英雄。19、Your left leg is Christmas and your right leg is Thanksgiving. Can I visit you in the middle of the festival?你左腿是圣诞节，右腿是感恩节，我能在节日中间拜访你吗？
20、But please don't make me supersuit green, or ANNIMATED!
但千万别让我穿绿色制服，或者加特技duang！21、I love you, Wade Wilson. We can fight this.
我爱你，韦德威尔逊，我们能挺过。22、What if I told you we can make you better?
如果我告诉你我们能把你治好 ，听起来怎么样？23、Oh come on, you'll leave me all alone here with less angry Rosie O' Donnell?
噢别走，你就这么把我和没那么生气的罗西奥唐纳扔在一起吗？